I've got a mild case of folliculaphilia. Just with beards.

Folliculaphiliac: An individual who is only attracted to men with mustaches.

I like a bearded man. Sue me. My friends and family just LOVE making fun of me for this little attraction. I can't tell you how many times I've found drawings of Burt Reynolds and Chuck Norris left on my door to greet me when I return from class from my lovely, lovely dorm mates. (For the record, I'm not into Burt Reynolds OR Chuck Norris. Yikes.)

However, I do appreciate a good beard. I've seen a beard list or two, but I figure- why not post a list of some of MY favorite celebrity beards, get this whole blogging thing off the a fun and attractive start. Get ready for a lot of top 10 lists. I love them a whole bunch.

Alright, who's with me!?

You are. I know it.

Let's do this thing.

10. Zachary Quinto.

I know it's not quite at beard status in this photo, but you know he's capable. I bet that guy has to shave his tongue.

9. Jake Gyllenhaal

Is there a better looking bearded man on earth? No. No is the answer to that question.

8. Judd Apatow

10 bucks says Leslie Mann buys him special conditioner for it.

7. Ryan Gosling

Yes please.

6. John Krasinski.

So, The Office post season 4 is painful to watch...he isn't.

5. Paul Rudd

A normally overlooked beard. For more of Mr. Rudd's beard, check out Diggers. It's great. Promise. I wouldn't lie to you.

4. Jason Schwartzman.

When he was a mere 17 year old, he (as Max Fischer) saved latin. Now his face is capable of that. That's just good karma.

3. Martin Starr.

Though clean shaven while playing Roman in Party Down, this guy can beard with the best of 'em. I'm into it.

2. Zatch Gaspifinaski.

Because all other beards cower in the presence of it.

1. Conan O'Brien.

My Favorite Beard of them all. Conan 'Redbeard' O'Brien. Incredible.

Tell me who your favorite beards belong to. I'm genuinely interested.

My Mother raised her children on a handful of phrases. Since I can remember, she's had an answer to every life question right in her back pocket, ready to hand over. I'll divulge more on that later on I'm sure, but for now, I tell you this solely to explain my reasoning behind building this here blog.

"The more you do, the more you'll want to do," she says. Well, I want to get back to relying on writing. I'd like to be good at it again. Even moreso than that, I'd just like to be able to look at a blank screen and fill it with ease like I used to.

According to Mommy Dearest, all I need to do is start doing it again. So, I made this blog.

Please folks, be kind at first. This is going to be a rocky start, guaranteed. Especially because I haven't ANY idea what the heck to talk about in this thing. Not a damn clue.

Bear with me. <---that's proper. It doesn't feel like it. But I looked it up. You can trust the internet.

Testing testing, one, two, thray.

Learning about how these shenanigans work. I'm not good at this. On m'way, though. Just. You. Wait.