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People. I'm a terrible blog owner...my apologies. I promise to clean up my act and post more frequently, and on a better variety of things in the next few weeks. You have my word. My typed, to be trusted, world-wide webbed word.

This post was suggested by a dear, well dressed, polite, and supportive of white jeans friend of mine and yours, Christopher McDermott.

(I'll be doing this. "Posts suggested by..." blogs. Get ready.)

Christopher and I have many things in common when it comes to arts and entertainment. We love great things. Almost exclusively too, if it weren't for high school private detectives and girly country songs ruining our reputation. Whoops.

ANYWAY. This fella they call McDermott asked me to list my top 5 favorite Jason Schwartzman performances. Whelp, can't say it took much convincing to make this happen...if you've read ANY of my previous blogs, you know I love that man.

Instead of some cheesy explanation behind character traits and such, I'm just grouping them with my favorite quote of his...I feel as though that's more fun. If I'm wrong, sorry. But I'm probably not. ...I'm definitely not.

So, here goes: Top 5 favorite performances of Mr. Schwartzman.

5. Ash.

"There's a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don't let me get one."

4. Jack.

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"How can a train be lost? It's on rails."

3. Mark Taylor Jackson.

No. He needs a clip. Here:

2. Albert Markovski.

"Yes. No. Uhh, time, not space. No, I have no idea what you're talking about."

1. Max Fischer

"I like your nurse's uniform, guy."

"These are O.R. scrubs."

"O, R they?"

There you have it lads 'n' lassies. My Jason Schwartzman top 5 list.

I promise to not talk about him anymore. Well. For a little.

More top 5 performance lists to come!

Tell me your favorite Schwartzman movies. DO IT!